我有一個(gè)風(fēng)趣幽默的媽媽。正因?yàn)槿绱耍业男愿褚埠荛_朗，誰叫媽媽給了我那么多的幽默細(xì)胞。

　　我的媽媽有1.68米，秀長的身材，因?yàn)樯宋遥亲佑悬c(diǎn)大。爸爸有時(shí)笑話她，她卻一點(diǎn)不生氣。她說：像一只小熊貓一樣。不是很好嘛!。我媽媽從沒用過一丁點(diǎn)兒化妝品，有時(shí)還用我的強(qiáng)生嬰兒潤膚露，我問她，她總是說：你看媽媽皮膚多好，因?yàn)槲沂切氊?。

　　我媽就這樣，更可笑的是3年前。

　　那天，我騎著童車與媽媽去街心花園散步。忽然，媽媽想起有人叫她去談天。于是，媽媽馬上把我送回家，蹬著小車去了。那動(dòng)作一搖一擺，靈活自如。聽媽媽講，那天大街上的人都朝她看，邊看邊笑。弄得媽媽很不好意思。

　　有一次，家里的窗簾鉤子掉了幾個(gè)，拉不開了。爸爸愛自己弄，結(jié)果一天之內(nèi)沒修好，所以很生氣。媽媽想逗爸爸笑，于是躲藏在窗簾后吱啦一聲，拉開窗簾，微笑著上前一步，隨手舉起一根木條當(dāng)作話筒，唱起了歌，聲情并茂地唱完后，她揮著手說：再見，我忠實(shí)的歌迷們!我和爸爸卟噗地笑了一下，越笑越開心，笑成了哈哈哇哈哈!。怎么搞的，爸爸也笑了?原來媽媽的一首歌，竟把窗簾拉開了。所以呢，爸爸笑著又開始裝窗簾鉤。

　　嘿!媽媽你真行。你是我們的開心果，一顆永遠(yuǎn)開心的開心果一個(gè)永遠(yuǎn)的開心媽媽!媽媽，我愛你。

　　I have a charming humorous mother. Because of this, my disposition is also very open and bright, who was called mother to I that many humorous cells. My mother has 1.68 meters, Xius long stature, because has lived me, the belly is a little big. Sometimes daddy laughs at her, her actually spot is not angry. She said: looks like a lesser panda to be the same. It is not very good!. Sometimes my mother from the useless a wee bit cosmetics, also has used me Johnson the baby Run skin dew, I asked her, she always said: you looked that mother the skin is good, because I am the small treasure!. My mother like this, what is more laughable is 3 years ago ....... That day, I am riding the baby carriage and mother go to the garden to take a walk. Suddenly, mother remembers some people to be called her to chat. Therefore, mother delivered immediately me goes home, to mount the car to go. As soon as that movement swings a pendulum, nimble freely. Listens to mother saying that that day on the avenue people face her to look, looked while smiles. Made that mother is very embarrassed. Once, in familys window blind clasp has fallen several, could not pull open. Daddy likes himself making, within result one day has not fixed, therefore is angry very much. Mother wants to tease daddy to smile, therefore hides after the window blind squeek, pulls open the window blind, smiles is going forward one step, recommends a wooden staff to treat as the microphone conveniently, sang, after singing in good voice and with feeling sings, she wields begins saying:goodbye, my faithful singer fans!I and daddy bu puff have smiled, more smiled is happier, smiles ha ......Ha ha!. How to do, daddy also smiled? Originally a mothers song, pulled open unexpectedly the window blind. Therefore, daddy smiles is starting to install the window blind hook. Hey! Mother you are really good. You are we the pistachio nut, forever happy pistachio nut a forever happy mother! Mother, I loves you.

　　我有一個(gè)風(fēng)趣幽默的媽媽。正因?yàn)槿绱耍业男愿褚埠荛_朗，誰叫媽媽給了我那么多的幽默細(xì)胞。

　　我的媽媽有1.68米，秀長的身材，因?yàn)樯宋遥亲佑悬c(diǎn)大。爸爸有時(shí)笑話她，她卻一點(diǎn)不生氣。她說：像一只小熊貓一樣。不是很好嘛!。我媽媽從沒用過一丁點(diǎn)兒化妝品，有時(shí)還用我的強(qiáng)生嬰兒潤膚露，我問她，她總是說：你看媽媽皮膚多好，因?yàn)槲沂切氊?。

　　我媽就這樣，更可笑的是3年前。

　　那天，我騎著童車與媽媽去街心花園散步。忽然，媽媽想起有人叫她去談天。于是，媽媽馬上把我送回家，蹬著小車去了。那動(dòng)作一搖一擺，靈活自如。聽媽媽講，那天大街上的人都朝她看，邊看邊笑。弄得媽媽很不好意思。

　　有一次，家里的窗簾鉤子掉了幾個(gè)，拉不開了。爸爸愛自己弄，結(jié)果一天之內(nèi)沒修好，所以很生氣。媽媽想逗爸爸笑，于是躲藏在窗簾后吱啦一聲，拉開窗簾，微笑著上前一步，隨手舉起一根木條當(dāng)作話筒，唱起了歌，聲情并茂地唱完后，她揮著手說：再見，我忠實(shí)的歌迷們!我和爸爸卟噗地笑了一下，越笑越開心，笑成了哈哈哇哈哈!。怎么搞的，爸爸也笑了?原來媽媽的一首歌，竟把窗簾拉開了。所以呢，爸爸笑著又開始裝窗簾鉤。

　　嘿!媽媽你真行。你是我們的開心果，一顆永遠(yuǎn)開心的開心果一個(gè)永遠(yuǎn)的開心媽媽!媽媽，我愛你。

　　I have a charming humorous mother. Because of this, my disposition is also very open and bright, who was called mother to I that many humorous cells. My mother has 1.68 meters, Xius long stature, because has lived me, the belly is a little big. Sometimes daddy laughs at her, her actually spot is not angry. She said: looks like a lesser panda to be the same. It is not very good!. Sometimes my mother from the useless a wee bit cosmetics, also has used me Johnson the baby Run skin dew, I asked her, she always said: you looked that mother the skin is good, because I am the small treasure!. My mother like this, what is more laughable is 3 years ago ....... That day, I am riding the baby carriage and mother go to the garden to take a walk. Suddenly, mother remembers some people to be called her to chat. Therefore, mother delivered immediately me goes home, to mount the car to go. As soon as that movement swings a pendulum, nimble freely. Listens to mother saying that that day on the avenue people face her to look, looked while smiles. Made that mother is very embarrassed. Once, in familys window blind clasp has fallen several, could not pull open. Daddy likes himself making, within result one day has not fixed, therefore is angry very much. Mother wants to tease daddy to smile, therefore hides after the window blind squeek, pulls open the window blind, smiles is going forward one step, recommends a wooden staff to treat as the microphone conveniently, sang, after singing in good voice and with feeling sings, she wields begins saying:goodbye, my faithful singer fans!I and daddy bu puff have smiled, more smiled is happier, smiles ha ......Ha ha!. How to do, daddy also smiled? Originally a mothers song, pulled open unexpectedly the window blind. Therefore, daddy smiles is starting to install the window blind hook. Hey! Mother you are really good. You are we the pistachio nut, forever happy pistachio nut a forever happy mother! Mother, I loves you.