That Is Not My Dog!

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite?

　　The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bit.

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　Ouch! She says, I thought you said your dog does not bite!

　　The shopkeeper replies, That is not my dog!

　　那不是我的狗

　　一個婦人走進一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗。她問店主：你的狗咬人嗎?

　　店主說：不，我的狗不咬人。

　　于是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她。

　　哎喲!婦人說，我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人。

　　店主人回答說：那不是我的狗。